Saturday, July 27, 2013

Super Mom

My favorite Super Hero is my MOM.
Yes, it's not a cartoon or some fantasy character, but she is pretty amazing.

Cost of some things Mom does!
Be glad you don't have to pay her salary.

Here are 52 "job titles" a Mom holds on any given day;

  1. CEO of the Household
  2. Personal Chef (clients may consist of picky eaters)
  3. Head Cheerleader of ___(insert your child's name)___ team
  4. Housekeeper
  5. Taxi Driver (don't expect to receive any tips)
  6. Judge Mom (daily court appearances)
  7. PhD in Anger Management
  8. Hair Stylist (mostly consists of impatient clients)
  9. Bed-Wetting Patrol Squad
  10. Keeper of Secrets (shhh...I won't tell)
  11. Food Tester
  12. Family Therapist (Intervention at least once a week)
  13. Toddler Wrestling Coach
  14. Errand Runner
  15. Laundry Machine Operator
  16. Janitor
  17. Teacher (Specializing in Nursery Rhymes, ABC's and 123's)
  18. Toy Repair Expert (Fixer of the little parts)
  19. Finance Manager
  20. Art Director (Remember - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder)
  21. Land Scraper (the weeds won't pull themselves)
  22. Potty Trainer
  23. Search and Rescue (for lost toys)
  24. Champion Tickler
  25. Lifeguard
  26. Daycare Provider
  27. Personal Assistant for the Entire Family
  28. No-Thumb Sucking Enforcer
  29. Wardrobe Stylist (this may consist of changing your client's clothes several times a day)
  30. Personal Shopper
  31. Toothbrush Inspector
  32. PTA Mom
  33. Play-date Coordinator
  34. Birthday Events Director
  35. Sleep Scientist (this consists of many overnight studies)
  36. Scary Monster Patrol Officer
  37. Dramatic Story Teller
  38. Backyard Safety Patrol
  39. Professional Singer (concentrating on lullaby's)
  40. Boo-Boo Fixer
  41. Kiss and Hugs Expert
  42. Speech Specialist
  43. Vacation Coordinator and Tour Guide
  44. PhD in Reverse Psychology
  45. Separation Anxiety Counselor
  46. In-Law Mediator
  47. Seamstress of Frilly Dresses and Super Hero Costumes
  48. Mrs. Fix-It
  49. Fort Engineer
  50. Stain Removal Expert
  51. Bodyguard
  52. Lady MacGyver

photo credit - Life Without Pink

I know that there are some Super Dad's out there too!

But you can always call your Mom in times of need,
cause she will always listen!

If you had a Mom like mine, who balanced kids, work and going to college at the same time - then high five her! She is probably the most neurotic and wonderful person you know. I didn't understand until I became a Mom myself, you just want to do more, so that your family can have more. So, hug your Mom, hug your friends Mom's...just in case.


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